Santa Crazy_!_ Late Breaking News! (Page 1 of 3)

This Just in!

It seems Santa (the fat and jolly old man in the red suit) has gone nuts! Yes nuts! If only for a few moments... Good ole Chris Kringel was working in his study early Christmas eve, doing last minute preparations for that night, and when he went to print his list of all the good boys and girls so that he could double check it ( like he does every year), Well all heck broke loose...

The Hewlett Packard Deskjet 690 color printer that Mr. Claus has been using for the past few years, jammed for the last time sending the jolly old coot up the wall and outside in nothing but his knickers... He was reported as yelling loudly screaming things like "Rudolph get a Sledgehammer!" & "It's the last time this will happen I guarantee it!"

The Proof!

Mr. Claus has been trying to keep these pictures out of the papers for the past few days, & has been succesful with his threats of coal for Christmas. So understandably this is going to be the first time you'll hear about it, just days after Christmas!

Our on the scene reporter says that Mr. Claus called in a favor from Jack Frost to get one Heck of a blizzard, and keep our agent from making it back with the pictures. Which is why this story is so late breaking, but we have them now! And we are going to give you those pictures, no matter what the repercussions may be...

We here at Savagezone may not get anything but coal for Christmas for the rest of our lives, but by GOD we will tell you the truth about what happened that cold Christmas Eve morning at the North Pole!

Here the Jolly old coot is...

Here you can see him, with a jolly (yet crazy) look in his eye as he marches just outside the workshop printer, and sledge hammer in hand...

Next The Proof! continued...