Santa Crazy_!_ Late Breaking
News! (Page 1 of 3)
This Just in!
It seems Santa (the fat and jolly old
man in the red suit) has gone nuts! Yes
nuts! If only for a few moments... Good
ole Chris Kringel was working in his study
early Christmas eve, doing last minute preparations
for that night, and when he went to print
his list of all the good boys and girls
so that he could double check it ( like
he does every year), Well all heck broke
The Hewlett Packard Deskjet 690 color printer
that Mr. Claus has been using for the past
few years, jammed for the last time sending
the jolly old coot up the wall and outside
in nothing but his knickers... He was reported
as yelling loudly screaming things like
"Rudolph get a Sledgehammer!"
& "It's the last time this will
happen I guarantee it!"
Mr. Claus has been trying to keep these
pictures out of the papers for the past
few days, & has been succesful with
his threats of coal for Christmas. So understandably
this is going to be the first time you'll
hear about it, just days after Christmas!
Our on the scene reporter says that Mr.
Claus called in a favor from Jack Frost
to get one Heck of a blizzard, and keep
our agent from making it back with the pictures.
Which is why this story is so late breaking,
but we have them now! And we are going to
give you those pictures, no matter what
the repercussions may be...
We here at Savagezone
may not get anything but coal for Christmas
for the rest of our lives, but by GOD we
will tell you the truth about what happened
that cold Christmas Eve morning at the North
Here the Jolly old coot is...
Here you can see him, with
a jolly (yet crazy) look in his eye as he
marches just outside the workshop printer,
and sledge hammer in hand...